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I could go for a hot cup of cark right now!
After a couple decades of trying to make counter staff and reservation-takers get my name right, I've given up and settled for comprehensible approximations.
Why would you care whether your name was spelled with a "c" or a "k" on the coffee cup? What, are there two other "Marc/ks" ordering the exact same drink you need to be distinguished from?
This is why I usually just say "Dave"
That's why I order as 'Lurcio'. I can be certain that no one else has that name, I'm amused by the look on the servers perplexed expression as they try to spell it, and i amuse the occasional British ex-pat, all at once.
Oh you FANCY, huh?