@NickSeam But before that, you need to soak the condoms in lemon juice and bleach, kind of like how you prepare tripe for guatita. Then you soak the condoms in lye to cook a bit, like lutefisk. And while you're at it, take a shot of bleach so you'll never have to eat the condoms in the first place.
If you can't do an onion volcano or a proper knife juggle, you're just another sucker at the stove.