Why we can't have nice things
This is me. And I was at a teaching conference yesterday where we (a room full of teachers) saw a cool app that can turn images into 3D models, and the first thing that everyone around me said about that app was that we would make penises with it.
@theadriator Dickbutt!
http://www.dildo-generator.com/ - does what it says on the tin. NSFW-ish.