Twenty Five Two Line Jokes (with no attribution)
#7, and #8, in that order.
Oh, Lord - time to dust off the Sad Trombone.
Chicken Sedan is my fallback joke when someone asks me.
The german lightbulb is a good one.
Itheberg!
read these all in the voice of Rodney Dangerfield. And then, for the last time, take his wife. Please.