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If I told you you had beautiful abs would you hold them against my face?
Wait that doesn't quite work.
I mean, it works for *me*, but not so much as a joke.
*sigh*
Internet humor is hard.
dave mccreath, ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all week.
*sob*
Did you guys set this bit up in advance? Well, I laughed, anyway.
:D I wish we had comment stars here!
I do have beautiful abs, but they are closely guarded by a veritable Kevlar vest of fat.