kidney punch
@jonson NYC germs jumped up my pee hole while I was traveling and climbed all the way to Mt Kidney in only 2 days.
@dantsypants That is a nightmare. I thought all I had to worry about was that amazonian tiny razorfish that liked to swim upstream. I had no idea NYC had weaponized their antibladder corps to this degree. Cancel my plans for a broadway show, Ethel!!
and it fucking sucks. especially when one doctor does it, leaves the room, and another doctor comes in and does the same thing when your kidney is festering to the point you can feel it jostling as you walk.