***schlllpp***

She's gonna get some mustard in her hair.

Photoshopped fellatio meme in 5... 4... 3...

Pfffft. That'll buff out.

Toot toot out the boot!

This will absolutely revolutionize how we order bean burritos from now on - you don't just use ordinary sizes, you use flute pieces. The more complicated the piece, the more bean burrito you'll need.

"My wife is going to have the 'Telemann's Fantasia', and my daughter will have the "Row, Row, Row Your Boat' combo, Oh, and I'll have the 'Mozart's Concerto in D', with Diet Coke for extra burp."

Blow out your ass... oh, you are.

I want to motorboat that face