All suitable for bath salts guy!

I may want to add "Things just look cool in super slo-mo" to the list.

@redfox - check out our bath salts sailor! He must be getting crazy clicks. Also, once again, his thumbnail matches EVERY SINGLE headline!

He's clearly going to be man of the year.

"worse than gay," "massive shark," "Frank talk: how I really look!" "Duchess' first portrait is ... well ..."

Hey Jesus got higher billing than Lohan. That takes editorial smarts.

"Watch impressive 3-pointer" could be an onion headline. This is a fairly unique time in our history, and all of these headlines could be automatically generated!

I like that the Jesus one is "My Take." I imagine it's some columnist schmoe of no anthrolpology background being like, "You know, I've been thinking about it, and I bet Jesus was pretty dirty! Like, it was a long time ago, and he was broke, and hygiene sucked in those days. I know you are imagining him all pretty and clean but he was probably really grubby."

Also really super are the little kicker quotes to go with the Syria story that slot right into the football piece. Fighting Irish "have the will to win" / Alabama QB says haters can "go to hell".

The picture for the Navy bath salts piece is almost unbelievable. OK, I'm done now.

@redfox it's an amazing collection of "news." What's also amazing is that you can also reshuffle the "headlines" so they are attached to different thumbnails and it still makes sense.

Just take Mr. Bath Salts. Could that be dirty jesus? yes. Could he be involved in an adoption fight? yes. Could he be a cyberwarrior? Could he be distressed, caught under a "big rig?" Could that be how Lohan is looking, celebrating an impressive 3-pointer, an English major "at the top?" COULD HE HAVE JUST DISCOVERED HIS TROVE OF LOVE LETTERS?

THEY ALL WORK. It's amazing.

Opinion: Armstrong too darned noisy and slurped his soup.