Darth Vader
Sometimes I just need something to do during long management meetings on my Death Star. Thanks mlkshk!
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"OMG! If I have to talk to my PR dept. about font clarity again I'm going to ghoke someone. I mean, "choke". Choke someone." - Darth Vader
"This is preposterous! Slanderous! This water cooler talk has got to end! I'll be strangling Storm Troopers by the wagonload tonight!" - Darth
Sort of.....the best thing ever.
@FrankScropio There's no "sort of" about it. Holy shit.
First World Storm Trooper Problems
"No matter what you've done, you deserve respect, even if you make mistakes, you're lovable." - Kai Vader
Except if you claim to be Jesus and assault someone. Then you get a hatchet in the head.
@blood23 Nice! What a smash, smash, suh-mashing observation.
What was in that ewok I just ate?
"If I wanted to cut the whisky that much, I'd have ordered a glass of water." - Darth Vader
Casual Fridays with Darth Vader
"The Dark Side Disnyfied? Great!" - Darth Vader
"It's not as ergonomic as my last office chair, but even Joffrey would find this comfortable." - Darth Vader
